Halt! Who Goes There?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I’m hoping Santa will bring me at least one new Joe this year. Speaking of Santa, the right jolly old elf looks ready for battle in this ad. Remember, Corporal Kringle, don’t take that brain bucket off your head. It’s rough out there–at least in the toy stores.

By the way, I can’t wait for the deep sea diver that’s coming out! I hope it can really dive! I’ve also got my 50 cents all ready to send in to join the club. I just need to tape it inside the envelope.