GI Joe Combat Glasses
I don’t know about you, but if I were in the midst of a heated battle with Cobra, I’d be jonesing for these sweet shades to protect my delicate ocular orbs! Bright optic orange? Sweet! Too bad they don’t come in prescription. And hey, they’re only one dollar–waitaminute, what’s that asterisk all about? A dollar-fifty shipping and handling?! Man, looks like I’ll have to hit the paper route another couple days before I can send off for them. I hope the supplies last! If not–dangit all, I say!