Captivating Cover: Cold Hard Cash

Big Money DestroAdmit it, folks–this is how you’ve always wanted to see Destro: standing in a huge pile of cash. The only thing missing here is the Pimp Daddy suit. What a joy.

This Scholastic storybook tells that tale of Destro’s theft of the US Government’s new $100 printing plate. What will happen now that Destro is rich enough to (as the cover says) buy the world? Wait, wouldn’t a sudden influx of currency somewhat devalue the dollar? And isn’t Destro already fairly wealthy due to his arms manufacturing business? And doesn’t he have his own personal army that could most likely forcibly get him most anything he would want?

Chill out. Suspend your disbelief. It’s only a kids’ book.

 

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